Dressing up is childs play

Okay, say in theory I complete all levels of my hedumucation with the Open University (which I'd be damned proud to say I did), this is how I'd get to dress up:

BSc.  Typical black robes, but the OU's lovely shade of blue would complement my eyes beautifully.

MSc.  Reversal of colours, best make sure I get some bonny shoes to match.

PhD.  Nice but the colours remind me a lot of my work uniform... 

Hmm...  Not bad.  I'm not usually one to get excited about clothes but on this occasion I think I'd make an exception.  £40 to hire the PhD gown or near £500 to buy it...  I'd better get saving.